It’s time! It’s time! It’s time! After months and months of focusing and doing nothing (ha!), I finally managed to attract the right artist and the perfect vision of the new Bullshit Fairy. For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, or who would like to read the account of the entire manifestation, you can do so here, as part of this blog post.
I’m as proud as a momma puppy to reveal the new and totally improved Bullshit Fairy:
Bullshit Fairy FAQ
What does the Bullshit Fairy do? Her main job/passion is to point out the ridiculous Bullshit beliefs that we’ve all been indoctrinated with; you know, the rules about life that we’ve been taught but which totally don’t work. Mostly she’ll be blurting out sarcastic yet poignant pieces of wisdom. Also, she may slap a few people. With love. She’ll slap them with love.
Where can the Bullshit Fairy be found? Right now, she’ll be on this blog and on Facebook and Twitter. Later, you’ll probably find her on a mug, a T-shirt or calendar. Personally, I’d love to see her on Youtube. Maybe one day we’ll have Bullshit Fairy undies. But only if you play your cards right, puppies. One fan already suggested a Bullshit Fairy Halloween Costume. I’ll leave that up to you (send pics if you do it, though!).
What does the Bullshit Fairy’s Wisdom cost? It’s free! But not cheap. Cop a feel at your own risk (she’s pretty feisty with that wand…)
Where does the Bullshit Fairy live? In her luxury tree house in Fairy Land (think glamping). Her neighbors include the Tooth fairy, Tinkerbell, and the New Year’s baby, who, incidentally is no longer allowed near the fairy dust (not since the 80’s…).
What does the Bullshit Fairy eat? Lies. For breakfast.
Why does the Bullshit Fairy look suspiciously like you? Because, like Iron Man, I don’t care if you know my secret identity.
Why does the Bullshit Fairy have boobies? Aren’t you worried about the children? We here at Deliberate Receiving believe that pretending that women and female fairies don’t have boobies will actually fuck your kids up for life. You know, seeing as they actually do have boobies, and all. So, we actually made the fairy extra curvy for the benefit of the children, should any of them ever accidentally get a peek at her. You’re welcome, kids.
Does the Bullshit Fairy have to curse? Fuck yes, she does.
Is that the new DR logo at the bottom of the image? Why yes, yes it is!
And there you have it. You have now met the new Bullshit Fairy. If you have any other questions for her, please feel free to ask them in the comments.
And now, we must do the happy dance!